I am Jared. 19 years young. I play college ball. I suck at writing bio's.
if u R ever in an argument use these insults and u will make the other person cry bc there R so good
- half eaten sandwich
- useless fungal infection
- literal turd burger
- Netflix® buffer
- 2003 fergie
- 5th president James Monroe
- half chewed pencil
- The Commonwealth of Pennsylvania
- absolute white crayon
- quiet meme thief
- TI-84 plus Silver Edition™ Calculator by Texas Instruments®
- diarrhea apocalypse
at a restaurant while u high like
"can i order this"
"would you like a soup or a salad?"
"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"
little does mom know i was actually taking a rad selfie